you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I have already put on my inside pants.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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