It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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