At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Farmville is her only friend.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
There's even glitter on my cock...
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