The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
New rule for Thursdays: no high gymnastics
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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