it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Dignity is for republicans.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
why did you put a dildo on the ceiling fan
the dildo had a suction cup and we had a ceiling fan what did you expect?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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