They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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