They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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