Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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