Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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