awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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