school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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