Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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