This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
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