its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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