so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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