Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Randomize
