whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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