i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
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