Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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