oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just want to make out with him forever
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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