I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
I had to cum in my sink.
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