he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Like wrapping my dick in silk, wrapping that in velvet, and putting it in a cloud. A warm, tight, wet cloud.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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