Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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