That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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