I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
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