Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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