yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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