good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
When the vodka monkeys are playing a drum solo in my skull tomorrow, remind me I tried to sterilize my body from the inside with titos
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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