I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
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