at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
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