Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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