They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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