I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
How dare sober me try to tell drunk me I can't eat the applesauce in the fridge! Stingy bitch IM EATING THE APPLESAUCE! you can tell sober me I said that.
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