Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
so hey instead of everyone buying me a birthday present can everyone just pitch in for my abortion?
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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