There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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