Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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