FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
she pinky promised me she was 18
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
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