The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
