the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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