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(205): View more from Alabama

One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.

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you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.

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(513): View more from Ohio

How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??

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(402): View more from Nebraska

I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.

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(314): View more from Missouri

one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.

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(916): View more from California

............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help

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(647): View more from Ontario

right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.

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