I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I really wish I could go back in time to change the course of events that led to me sitting on the internet at 3 Googling 'Traumatic masturbation' while talking to you about failed dates, and running a virtual restaurant in a video game.
if only i could text you this smell
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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