DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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