I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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