So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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