So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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