You're completely useless in the revolution.
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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