3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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