yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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