I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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