So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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