she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I am playing a little game I like to call "How Quickly Can I Infuse This Vodka Into My Bloodstream Without the Use of an IV"
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
im about to bake her parents a "thank you for making such beautiful babies, ive had sex with all 5 of them" cake
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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