Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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