i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That accounts for only three of the penises
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
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