I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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